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01 – Tara Feat. Liviu Hodor – Happy For You
02 – Christian Malloni – Aqua Ardiente
03 – Vibers Feat. Tara McDonald – Revolution
04 – DJ Jungle – Destination Unkonwn
05 – Dario Zack – My Baby
06 – Play & Win – Only
07 – Chris Mayer Feat. Connect R – 4 The Love Of Music
08 – Eddy Watta – My Dream
09 – Bob Sinclar – Love You No More
10 – David Guetta feat Kelly Rowland – When Love Takes Over
11 – Residence Deejays – Sexy Love
12 – Tydi – Foolish
13 – Stereosonic – Please Stop Me
14 – LLP & John Puzzle Feat. Chriss T – I Miss You
15 – DJ Andi feat. Stella – Freedom
16 – Connect-R – Burning Love
17 – Pitbull – I Know You Want Me
18 – Paul Van Dyk Feat. Johnny McDaid – Home
19 – DeepCentral – Russian Girl
20 – Nadia Ali – Fine Print

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O tipa buna se duce la un hotel si cere o camera. Receptionerul ii explica cum ca e o delegatie in hotel, si ca nu mai au decat un singur loc, intr-o camera cu trei barbati.
– Ok, zice tipa, accept.
Intra in camera, barbatii deja se pregateau…Zice primul:
– Hai sa facem un targ! Noi iti zicem o ghicitoare, daca ghicesti, te lasam in pace, deca nu, ti-o tragem. Tipa fiind de acord, incepe primul:
– Ce e rosu, traieste in padure si mananca gaini?
Se gandeste tipa, si zice: lupul!
I-o trage. Vine al doilea:
– Ce e rosu, traieste in padure si mananca gaini?
Lupul… si asta i-o trage. Al treilea la fel.
Dupa vreo 3 zile receptionerul disperat, intra in camera sa vada ce se intampla, si vede doi tipi intinsi pe paturi, si al treilea in genunchi in fata tipei zicand:
– Zi vulpe! zi vulpe! ea:
– Lupul

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– Domnule capitan, permiteti sa raportez: Ostasul Ionescu a sarit din avion fara parasuta !
– Iarasi ??!?!!?

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